The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 12, 2009
Transcript:
Strawberry Shortcake: His breath stinks, his body's turned to mush and he leaves his peelings all over the house. Billy Bob Banana Bread: Would it kill her to wear a little whipped cream every once in a while? Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.
margueritem about 15 years ago
Gosh, I hope they’re not too late….
i_am_the_jam about 15 years ago
Never head of the guy, but you’d think that they’d be a bit more compatible. By the way, you do NOT want to be around stale strawberries…
IncredibleWerekitty about 15 years ago
Somebody the cartoonist made up. snerk
ben_david about 15 years ago
I wouldn’t touch that with a 10-foot candycane.
Brian61 about 15 years ago
interesting name for the counselor too – a man da blaym it on…
thetraveller4 about 15 years ago
I’d say it’s going to be a banana split…
brian46 about 15 years ago
Well, he has been seeing a tart on the side
Digital Frog about 15 years ago
So the counselors job is to see that each gets their just desserts?
ottod Premium Member about 15 years ago
He doesn’t seem very appealing to me. And he has a reputation for hanging out with a bad bunch.
sensrule92 about 15 years ago
“Amanda Blaymiton” … priceless side joke!
I wonder if Mr. Hilburn is writing from experience…that one is bang on LOL
bald about 15 years ago
Doctor Toon: i have to agree with that but not when relatives are visiting…….
bald about 15 years ago
it isn’t a story i can go into on this forum in detail, but, in short, my mother walked into the room without knocking……
humerous_in_me about 15 years ago
no need to get short with him
Ashrey about 15 years ago
Ms. Blaymiton will probably take Straw’s side.
donut-lover about 15 years ago
i love the marriage counselors degree: amanda
BLAYMITON! (blame it on)