The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 10, 2011

The heartbeak of static cling…

But she would “bounce” right back.

I just noticed that he’s watching sock puppets on TV. Hey Leaky, we were once sock puppets, weren’t we? I miss ’Annie".

Marg, I miss the heck out of Annie, Nothing has been the same for our little group since then.

If she would just get in the dryer with him there’s an excellent chance he would just mysteriously disappear without a trace.

AH!… Put a sock in it!

I thought that the twins were “Static” and “Cling”.

i’d just sock it to him and leave.

Well you obviously got together in the dark. You’re hardly a matching pair.

They aren’t a good match. He’s a jock, and she’s high society.

It’s a given they are not a match…. apparently the “sox” is electrifying

And every day she wakes up crying, “Oh, darn it all!”

He’s just something she picked up at the laundromat.

That’s a nice run of puns on today’s thread. LMAO

Oh well… if she left , she’d just come flying right back to him

Cling to what u have Mrs. Sox, cuz there’s a lot of dirty sox out there