Here we flockBirds of a feather….Hoping there’s safety in sticking together.Colonel SandersIs trying to get us…McDonald’s has room for us… with plenty of lettuce…
Here we read poetry,And savor the Arts…while even on PBSthey’re cooking our parts.Where is the justice?Why are they vicious…Oh, to be born not half so delicious!
margueritem over 12 years ago
You betcha! Yum!
leakysqueaky712 over 12 years ago
" If you pluck me, do I not squak"??
leakysqueaky712 over 12 years ago
Actually, the breast is my favorite………..MMMMMMMMMMMM
otforever over 12 years ago
Sure you want a chicken that tastes good.Here’s where you find a chicken with good taste.
DuHhozr over 12 years ago
Sunshine on a cloudy day talkin’ bout my thighs, my thighs!
leakysqueaky712 over 12 years ago
I say we all do the “Chicken Dance”
Michael McGinnis Premium Member over 12 years ago
Nine hens in the audience but only one layer. Was the stage set up by pullets?
jreckard over 12 years ago
Wind, we will spit away from you.James, we will not mess with you.Ranger, we will leave your Lone mask on.Superman, we will not tug your capon.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
Essex …lol
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
Here we flockBirds of a feather….Hoping there’s safety in sticking together.Colonel SandersIs trying to get us…McDonald’s has room for us… with plenty of lettuce…
Here we read poetry,And savor the Arts…while even on PBSthey’re cooking our parts.Where is the justice?Why are they vicious…Oh, to be born not half so delicious!
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
Hmmm… 15 minutes apart…. now I know how long it takes me to do that (if I’m lucky)… LOL
Superfrog over 12 years ago
…is more tasteful than battery poetry.
Tammycrookshanks over 12 years ago
Great one.
mickjam over 12 years ago
Direct ripoff of a Larson cartoon on a cow poetry session (damn the electric fence!)Not cool.
V-Beast over 12 years ago
You like chicken?Wanna neck?
celeconecca over 12 years ago
chicken fingers snapping to approve? Must be the sound of silence
finale over 12 years ago
But the chicks will dig him.
rhudeboye over 12 years ago
I want his wings.
rh Premium Member over 12 years ago
there once was a chickenly wizardwho sought, in protecting his gizzard,to don some dark specsboycott the Tex Mexand promote white meat from lizard
Digital Frog over 12 years ago
It’s not the dinner plate that’s important, it’s what sonnet.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 12 years ago
The soul of a pullet…. I saw her walking down the street with a cape on.She marches to the beat of a different drumstick
danlarios over 12 years ago
k f c or bust!
LingeeWhiz over 12 years ago
Thigh!
EdFenstermacher20 over 12 years ago
The third sentence should be “It is no use” for it to scan properly.
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML over 12 years ago
We all know whats missing here….>>>>
iced tea over 12 years ago
We want your wings,not just your thighs,the saucy taste just clings,along with an order of fries.
Popeyesforearm over 12 years ago
snap, snap..snap, snap
Popeyesforearm over 12 years ago
next up, The 3 French Hens followed by the Two Turtle Doves.
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML over 12 years ago
did you say MORE cowbell…???anything you say boss…
fmasroor over 12 years ago
We’re studying poetry in our English class.
V-Beast over 12 years ago
@Inspector Monkeyblues: did you say MORE cowbell…???anything you say boss…Thats great!
prrdh over 12 years ago
I like thighs…do you like thighs?
bluskies over 12 years ago
Heavenly.
bluskies over 12 years ago
It’s the navel battle that fascinates me…
bluskies over 12 years ago
Domo arigato.
lalas over 12 years ago
Concept stolen from This American Life
tinachambers over 12 years ago
hee hee