The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 05, 2012

I scored a 9,999 on MY S.A.T’s

He’s still a dim-watt.

I wonder what L.E.D. him to say that.

I’m too dim to figure out why lightbulbs have a candle on the table.

He’s blown.

What makes her so bright?

Is that 10000 on the Stupidity Actuality Test?

Again, nice puns and observations! :-D

I think he needs to leave her for 100 watt hotty!

He’s so dim – he needs glasses to see.

For the holidays he gets frosted.

I see a breakup lumen on the horizon.

No more electricity between the two of them. Someone’s going to get unscrewed.

dimwit?

Perhaps in his younger days. But now many thousands of hours later he’s lost his spark.

Took it 5 times

Another sad burnout case. You know he scored the 10,000 while juiced up on 220 volts. He’s never been the same.

I might be dim, but I still know how to turn you on, I just have to find the right switch. So, watt do you say? Wanna socket to me? Maybe slip me a little tungsten? Let’s see if we still have the juice. You sure light up my life. Why don’t you get comfy, slip on that little candelabra I gave you. You positively glow when you wear that. GE, but you look good in it. LEDs can’t hold a candle to you! I know I ain’t too bright, but I know what I like. By the way, I picked up new batteries today.Love,Wolfram

I think that was part of the joke. ;-)Or wait… is there an SAT rating with light bulbs? I don’t think there is…

he’s screwed

That’s because he took it eight times.

Ohhhhh…. Come on.

Wasn’t there a time where they used to brighten each other’s lives?

xxx

I don’t think he’ll be able to light her up.

anyone want to see my origin go here:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NA-y_VEooH0&feature=youtu.be

You mean you have to spell your name. “Right.” That’s why my scores were off. I used my real name.Dang now I feel dim.

Wattsamotta U

How many light bulbs does it take to scr…………oops better not finish that one.