The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 17, 2013
Transcript:
Voice (out of frame): Jenny's boyfriend's taking her to Hawaii. Why can't we go to Hawaii? By the way, mother's coming this weekend; can you please put your easels away and pick up these brushes? And did you take out the trash like I asked? Also, could you stop leaving the seat up? And what's with all this paint? Soon after his relationship is established, Van Gogh considers cutting off his other ear.
margueritem over 11 years ago
I can see what his reasons were…
Bilan over 11 years ago
Maybe he should easel on down the road…
Linux0s over 11 years ago
It’s all in one ear and off the other.
jsab0 over 11 years ago
He probably rushed into this marriage when they earlobed in Vegas.
jsab0 over 11 years ago
Or should I say earlopped in Vegas.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
I’d say he doesn’t need to cut it off…She’s gonna talk it off.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
Odd Dog from yesterday…yeah, roomers can be pretty noisy.
That one told the truth.And thanks.
jreckard over 11 years ago
… leading to his post-depressionism period.
J Short over 11 years ago
Pack up the Van and Gogh
TheVernalPool over 11 years ago
give her a one way ticket to Hawaii
jack fairbanks over 11 years ago
as he peruses “10 most wanted” on his kerosene powered tv
jmcx4 over 11 years ago
When I said ‘lend me an ear’, I didn’t mean to really…..er….never mind.
Kwolfe99 over 11 years ago
I LOVE IT! Keep it up, Scott!
Vet Premium Member over 11 years ago
That explains that unbearable “WHINNING” in his head.My dad would just turn his hearing aid off and the TV up.
Popeyesforearm over 11 years ago
he seems to be couched in his indifference
pggarrett over 11 years ago
Easel come, easel go…
Just Curious over 11 years ago
too bad life didnt come with a mute button!
demorodney over 11 years ago
Vanamos mi amigogh
CrouchingBruin over 11 years ago
Good thing he doesn’t need glasses, or else they’d keep slipping off.