The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 25, 2013

Wow- thar’s a heck of a sample of joy juice! Maybe we should change his name to Mr.Poodles! (or puddles, perhaps.)

Careful where you aim that thing Toodles.

must be at least 50 clowns in there

Better than clever.

A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer from your pants…

Urine trouble now

Doesn’t Mr Toodles usually aim backwards? Turn about is fair pee.

Hahaha!

Should have expected a floral delivery . . . ☻

what an unusal specimen…

The old “apple juice” trick?

It’s a bit of a strain, but: “Load of a Recent Urin(ation),” by John Seats. Didn’t exactly set you prostate with laughter, did it? I’m only kidney-ing.

Big hands, big feet.

cannibals won’t eat clowns because the taste funny..unless the have clown juice to liven things up.

Wouldn’t want to handle that sample without heavy duty gloves and a lead shield.

ROTFL!

Nuthin’ like a sample with a head on it

I had to do a delivery one time.I was by myself. The tech gave me a bottle and said “Now if someone else fills this for you it is against the law.”I said “Do you expect someone to be in there with me??”“Are they waiting??” “Tell you what why don’t you go check first and I will wait here.”I was going to ask if she could lend a “hand” but her hands looked rough.

Watch out, Mr. Tester! Urine for it now!

Golden showers fill your eyes (Beatles parody)