Man: ...And during every full moon, the king returns to take care of his unfinished business. Haunted Tours of Graceland
Snerk!
That’s a load of cra*. If it was true, they’d bronze it and sell it for souvenirs.
He should have gone before he left the building.
Monthly lunar landings.
If you look close you’ll see the Loo Swayed Poos.On that fateful day he sure had the Steamer Blues.
To the tune of Suspicious Minds:♪♫♪♫Squat taking a crapI can’t walk outBecause I have to poo much babyPee can’t go in togetherThus flushes behind ♪♫♪♫
Well according to popular belief the King did die on the throne..
Read Mary Roach’s book, Gulp, and you’ll find out he had serious colon troubles, and his was supersized because he couldn’t get it to leave the building.
as the 24k toilet goes white with fright
One butt cheek turns to the other and says: I’m glad we can still be friends after all the crap that’s come between us!
Shouldn’t that be “Blue Moon”?!? . . . ☻
Elvis’ unfinished business was that Jelly donut.
Cummon guys. Remember “taking care of business”?
margueritem over 11 years ago
Snerk!
bluskies over 11 years ago
That’s a load of cra*. If it was true, they’d bronze it and sell it for souvenirs.
Superfrog over 11 years ago
He should have gone before he left the building.
jreckard over 11 years ago
Monthly lunar landings.
jsab0 over 11 years ago
If you look close you’ll see the Loo Swayed Poos.On that fateful day he sure had the Steamer Blues.
jsab0 over 11 years ago
To the tune of Suspicious Minds:♪♫♪♫Squat taking a crapI can’t walk outBecause I have to poo much babyPee can’t go in togetherThus flushes behind ♪♫♪♫
tuna1 over 11 years ago
Well according to popular belief the King did die on the throne..
Kvasir42 Premium Member over 11 years ago
Read Mary Roach’s book, Gulp, and you’ll find out he had serious colon troubles, and his was supersized because he couldn’t get it to leave the building.
jack fairbanks over 11 years ago
as the 24k toilet goes white with fright
bbadenov over 11 years ago
One butt cheek turns to the other and says: I’m glad we can still be friends after all the crap that’s come between us!
GoodQuestion Premium Member over 11 years ago
Shouldn’t that be “Blue Moon”?!? . . . ☻
Vet Premium Member over 11 years ago
Elvis’ unfinished business was that Jelly donut.
billtomlinson over 11 years ago
Cummon guys. Remember “taking care of business”?