The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 17, 2013
August 16, 2013
August 18, 2013
Transcript:
Woman: Well next time, I suggest your profile pictures aren't just from the waist up...and put a shirt on. Even in ancient Greece, online dating had it's disadvantages.
Characters in the myths also had problems. Consider Scylla, who in her desperate loneliness stated in her on-line profile that an interested fellow must love dogs.
gocomics about 11 years ago
Oh come on, he has to be … hung like a horse!
Superfrog about 11 years ago
I guess that’s a “nay”.
Bilan about 11 years ago
Another night-mare date. She just gets up and hoofs it without so much as a neigh-borly excuse.
jreckard about 11 years ago
Everybody’s a satyrist.
emptc12 about 11 years ago
Characters in the myths also had problems. Consider Scylla, who in her desperate loneliness stated in her on-line profile that an interested fellow must love dogs.
J Short about 11 years ago
When it comes to the bill, he’ll have to pony up.
osceola about 11 years ago
He is running for mayor of New York now isn’t he?
morningglory73 Premium Member about 11 years ago
hahahaha, you guys are so funny :) Great puns!
fixer1967 about 11 years ago
I know a few women for which this would not be a problem.
Perkycat about 11 years ago
She should just get on and ride, ride, ride.
Me3000 about 11 years ago
drinkopol? i don’t get it
danlarios about 11 years ago
a horse of course
maybeinthenextworld about 11 years ago
Better off, darling. He’s undoubtedly a horse’s arse.
amaryllis2 Premium Member about 11 years ago
Don’t assk, don’t tail.