The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 06, 2015
March 05, 2015
March 07, 2015
Transcript:
Earring on top: I know you think that boyfriend of yours is a stud, but that doesn't mean you have to run off and get married!
Earring on bottom: Mom, you aren't listening. We're going to A LOBE.
About a hundred years ago, I was dating a girl who lived with her grandmother, who was a bit deaf. When we announced we were going to the Creedence Clearwater Revival concert, grandma said it’s nice to see young people going to church on a Saturday night.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 9 years ago
Like many a mother and daughter… they’re having earring difficulties.
boff0 over 9 years ago
When they crossed into the wild west, they were the first ones to circle their wagon!!!
joe piglet Premium Member over 9 years ago
There first girl will be a Neck Lass.
jk123 over 9 years ago
they are not even lovers, just peers
Mopman over 9 years ago
Ugh, that piercing voice of hers!
favm over 9 years ago
The picture in the wall, is that where they used to hang around?
LingeeWhiz over 9 years ago
At least he’ll get to be on top.
Fantom Premium Member over 9 years ago
These puns are disturbingly eerie (earie)..
Packratjohn Premium Member over 9 years ago
About a hundred years ago, I was dating a girl who lived with her grandmother, who was a bit deaf. When we announced we were going to the Creedence Clearwater Revival concert, grandma said it’s nice to see young people going to church on a Saturday night.
ZBicyclist Premium Member over 9 years ago
It’s a tossup whether Scott or Pastis has the lamest pun today.