The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 12, 2015

As Rajesh Ramayan Koothrappali says, “Aquaman Sucks”.

Could you walk a little fastersaid the whiting to the snailthere’s a porpoise close behind usand he’s treading on my tail.

I didn’t think Aquaman was from Brooklyn.

I get the refs to Aquaman, but why on earth is the porpoise wearing a tie?

So what’s with the tie?

And what is the manager’s name on the glass?

That dude is a fin-attic

TMI Aquaman; TMI…

Your porpoise has requested asylum.

Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk

I like how the land shark in the background is completely superfluous to the punchline. Scott must have sensed that he had to add a visual gag to sell it.

…Well, do you have any medical training? Because, if you can cetacean splint, you’re hired.

I think he meant he he’s looking for his Pastis.

Seems as though.