The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 27, 2016
April 26, 2016
April 28, 2016
Transcript:
Big worm: Okay, class, for this project you'll need a partner. Has everyone split up into groups of two?
far right worm: Not me, Mrs. Jacobs.
Big worm: Okay, let me get the knife.
While many animals can regenerate both halves of such a cut, earthworms will only regenerate the part with the girdle (the unsegmented part containing the hearts and reproductive organs).
wolfowned over 8 years ago
What about the one in the apple?
Farside99 over 8 years ago
This joke falls flat(worm) for me.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 8 years ago
He must have cut class the day before.
saltydog1 over 8 years ago
Keep annelid on it, will you folks?!?
J Short over 8 years ago
Let’s see him worm his way out of this one.
gajjala.vineel over 8 years ago
The Amount of Puns here is UNREAL
MeGoNow Premium Member over 8 years ago
After lunch, we’re all going fishing.
rnmontgomery over 8 years ago
hmmm, Mrs. Jacobs, worms are hermaphroditic, it should be Mr./Mrs. Jacobs
SunflowerGirl100 over 8 years ago
Class, we will now gather around the apple for a rousing chorus of: “The worms crawl out/The worms crawl in…”
zeexenon over 8 years ago
Bend in two, no one can tell.
hippogriff over 8 years ago
While many animals can regenerate both halves of such a cut, earthworms will only regenerate the part with the girdle (the unsegmented part containing the hearts and reproductive organs).