The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 14, 2016

Sooooo… one leg is (eventually) pressing the brake pedal, and 999,999 are pressing the floor board wondering, “Is he going to stop for that red light???”

That front seat must be 100 feet long.

Yeah, but where are the cupholders?

Driving on his last leg.

And it comes with one of these for turning on lights, radio and air conditioner.

Gonna be tough in crowded parking lots!

I can almost see him drive this, but it’s a stretch.

Foot traffic must me intense at that dealership!

If he crashes, he won’t have a leg to stand on.

When I was car hunting for my first car the used car dealer took one look at me and said that he had one car that might have enough leg room for me (I’m 6’ 4" tall and it’s mostly legs) so he took me to the car (a LaBaron) and started giving me his sales talk and then stopped suddenly and said, “Before we go any further why don’t you get in so we can make sure there’s enough leg room.” So I got into the car, or at least I tried to, no matter how hard I tried I couldn’t get my legs in even when the drivers seat was all the way back. And that was the end of my first attempt at buying a car.

larvae if plural