The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 02, 2017
March 01, 2017
March 03, 2017
Transcript:
Box wearing hat: He's still not talkin'. You want us to put the squeeze on his pal, boss?
Toothbrush: No! I'll talk!
Coffee mug: Yeah, but start at the bottom.
Don’t get too fancy. Start in the middle like most people do. That way, there will still be a lot of him to squeeze when he thinks we’re through with him.
Farside99 over 7 years ago
Don’t get too fancy. Start in the middle like most people do. That way, there will still be a lot of him to squeeze when he thinks we’re through with him.
Bilan over 7 years ago
Squeeze him and he’ll blow his top.
Why is Lite hanging with that motley crowd? He’s not a killer.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 7 years ago
Counter intelligence agents fail against the 7-11 Gang.
Will the toothbrush have to come clean?
Radish... over 7 years ago
Don’t be a sucker.
J Short over 7 years ago
The cup and the brush were the only two who could handle the situation.
J Short over 7 years ago
Crest spilled his guts once Marlboro got on a roll.
jreckard over 7 years ago
Sure, give Crest a squeeze. He’s not very charmin.
GROG Premium Member over 7 years ago
All he needs is a brush with death.
banjinshiju over 7 years ago
Is that a cowboy hat on the Malboro pack? If so, its a nice sight gag referring to the Malboro man.
zippykatz over 7 years ago
…or a brush with breath. That’s what this is about [I think…]
Stephen Gilberg over 7 years ago
Good thing he’s not Charmin.
gatocatcat over 7 years ago
They’re gonna send him to Marble Row.