The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 13, 2018

Always wondered where rubber chickens came from.

But you have to go to the ranch to see the balloon dogs being raised.

“Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go, let’s go…down to Junior’s Farm where I can lay low…”

…aaand now that song is stuck in my head. Thanks, me!

Most comedy today drives right by this farm, getting their material … well, elsewhere.

Where do they grow the flowers that squirt water? Must be where they plant the squeeze bulbs.

Why am I reminded of the movie Motel Hell?

“… where life is beautiful all the time and I’ll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats…..”

if something tastes funny, it must be clowns (little bit o’ cannibal humor [very little])

Do they grow anything that’s been funny in the past 40 years?

And I suppose that over in the pasture, the cows are producing fake cow pies.

“Funny Farm” with Chevy Chase. Very funny movie.

She kept getting wet. Turns out some friends gave her the Dribble Watering Can.

So, the old farmer’s wife joke, eh?

Is that a chicken joke!?

Fake glasses,nose,and mustache?Clyde Crashcup should get a royalty check

Is this where I vote for Eisenhower?

Don’t water the joy buzzers.

All those whoopie cushions explain the overabundance of methane in the atmosphere.

Is that Chevy Chase’s mother?

Ha. Some people I know and I used to joke about sending each other to the funny farm.

Made me laugh.

Don’t forget to water the fake fruits!