The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 08, 2018

Nice to have more, but I can’t imagine a microwaved steak would taste good. Yuck!

It boggles the mind.

But how many toner cartridges did that take?

On the aside, why isn’t Xerox PARC working on 3-D printing?

The breakroom, aka the meating room.

The stake copies look good. Just take them out and use the oven to actually cook them!

I can’t begin to remember how many “While you’re here” requests I’ve heard. You try to be helpful, but ….

Great, now I can heat up this sauerkraut sandwich.

Of course the Xerox machine now smells of burnt microwave popcorn.

It beats loaves and fishes.

Let me just put this $100 bill in for a second….

Repair guy is a cut above the roast.

Steak 9.99 a pound. Toner 19.99 an ounce.

When I read, “Bless you, sir,” I think of Shoeshine Boy.

He came from their future where he was food replicator repairman…