The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 23, 2018

What with all those swashbuckling sword wielding navel types! What chance does a little Swiss army knife stand?!

Next pun: a Swiss footy knife?

I admit, it probably wouldn’t be as handy as the original.

One thing I learned in the Army. Should have joined the Air Force.

Just wait for the Swiss Air Force knife. He comes with his own wings.

There are tools specific to sailing that would’ve fit in the knife handle, but most people wouldn’t recognize them.

Not only that, he’s apparently joined another country’s navy.

Switzerland is land-locked, and their small “navy” is part of the army.

You have to admit, Elias has bigger “equipment.”

In the Navy…you can roam the seven seas…in the Navy!!

A bit phallic, isn’t it?

Where do the Russians hide their Armies?In their sleevies ;)

I wonder how big the Swiss Navy is.

Is that an oar in your pocketknife or are you just happy to see me?

Victorinox and Wenger (the companies licensed to make knives for the Swiss Army) also make knives specifically for sailors.

Still better than becoming a Swiss Pirate Knife.

Oh the Swiss Navy will be very busy in 2217.