Hey, we’re just creating a speed bump to slow traffic down a bit.
The pirates are about to find out why this doesn’t work. He’s just going to fall asleep on the plank.
Honk if you want him to jump.
Arrrgh! It’s the Spanish Armadillo…
Armadillos are born on the road dead.
Must be Texas.
So many armadillos end up as roadkill that Texans say some are born dead by the side of the road. Here we see one walking the plank to fulfill its destiny.
Reminds me of that Gilbert and Sullivan song about Texas pirates, “Tarantula, Tarantula.”
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the armadillo it was possible.
Punch Bug!
Sorry I didn’t read beyond the headline. If I looked any deeper I might have found some genitals to complain about.
In Minnesota they would be raccoons.
How’d that body of water make it to north Texas?
I wish I was in south AZ. Currently our wind chill is -20 F and our opossums and all asleep till May.
Nobody expects the Spanish Armadillo!
I wonder if Loudon Wainwright III ever considered armadillos. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uu5hzc2Mei4
I’m betting the local stevedore’s union would’ve voiced some strong objections when the design plans were submitted for that port.
I don’t see anything funny about roadkill.
Can Armadillos play Possum?
A dillo of a cliffhanger!
Arma dildo?
Keeping your weight under control will let you be a Monty Python fan who is not huge.
Farside99 over 5 years ago
Hey, we’re just creating a speed bump to slow traffic down a bit.
Bilan over 5 years ago
The pirates are about to find out why this doesn’t work. He’s just going to fall asleep on the plank.
danketaz Premium Member over 5 years ago
Honk if you want him to jump.
PICTO over 5 years ago
Arrrgh! It’s the Spanish Armadillo…
Jack Bell Premium Member over 5 years ago
Armadillos are born on the road dead.
M2MM over 5 years ago
Must be Texas.
RichardSmith Premium Member over 5 years ago
So many armadillos end up as roadkill that Texans say some are born dead by the side of the road. Here we see one walking the plank to fulfill its destiny.
osceola over 5 years ago
Reminds me of that Gilbert and Sullivan song about Texas pirates, “Tarantula, Tarantula.”
J Short over 5 years ago
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the armadillo it was possible.
CYGNUS X1 over 5 years ago
Punch Bug!
mister_lister over 5 years ago
Sorry I didn’t read beyond the headline. If I looked any deeper I might have found some genitals to complain about.
swansondavidc over 5 years ago
In Minnesota they would be raccoons.
cuzinron47 over 5 years ago
How’d that body of water make it to north Texas?
zeexenon over 5 years ago
I wish I was in south AZ. Currently our wind chill is -20 F and our opossums and all asleep till May.
Klepsis over 5 years ago
Nobody expects the Spanish Armadillo!
Lablubber over 5 years ago
I wonder if Loudon Wainwright III ever considered armadillos. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uu5hzc2Mei4
Andrew Sleeth over 5 years ago
I’m betting the local stevedore’s union would’ve voiced some strong objections when the design plans were submitted for that port.
zippykatz over 5 years ago
I don’t see anything funny about roadkill.
Jeffin Premium Member over 5 years ago
Can Armadillos play Possum?
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 5 years ago
A dillo of a cliffhanger!
pcolli over 5 years ago
Arma dildo?
julie.mason1 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Keeping your weight under control will let you be a Monty Python fan who is not huge.