The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 02, 2019

Isn’t that putting the cartel before the horse?

Why saddle him with that? Why not spur him on to better things.

And fishies. I see fishies in your future. Wait a second, this is a damn fish bowl!

“But I’ll make you an offer you can’t refuse.”

I also see the heads of 5 families.

“Does ‘2 behind the ear’ mean anything to you?”

Don’t go fishing in a boat either!

Vito’s tarot?

Good one!

He used to see a horse’s butt in everyone’s future. Then he realized it was a reflection.

The Mr. Ed box set.

You say Casa, I say Cosa, we all get a new pair of cement shoes

Remember the Far Side when the gangster garbage man comes to the house and tells the homeowner “I will make you an offer to can your refuse”

Joke explained: Nostradamus was a famous prophet/seer from the Sixteenth Century. He wrote his predictions in poetic code which people are still trying to decipher. Supposedly, he predicted all the major world wars and 9-11.

His tarot cards are marked.

“No, wait. That’s just your wife.”

Broken animal crackers maybe?

Yep, someone’s definitely gonna beat his damas.

Mafia or M.A.F.I.A. stands for Morte Alla Francia Italia Anelia! (Italian for ‘Death To the French Is Italy’s Cry’) Suggest new definition. This definition appears somewhat frequently and is found in the following Acronym Finder categories: Slang/chat, popular culture.