I have a shotgun made for shooting regular table salt, it’s called a “BUG-A-SALT”. You can shoot flies in mid air, etc. But on our Pac NW slugs, it will literally inject salt into every slug you come across. And they die quite expeditiously to my great satisfaction. Why God even put these slimy crawling turds on the Earth is way beyond my pay scale.
enigmamz almost 5 years ago
He really slugged him one, there.
SHIVA almost 5 years ago
Shouldn’t the victim be oozing bubbles all over!!
Obi-Haiv almost 5 years ago
So, was he murdered or just a-salted?
Bilan almost 5 years ago
Didn’t the customer see the sign No shirt, No service.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 5 years ago
JUST SAY NO TO SLUGS!
gopher gofer almost 5 years ago
it’s okay – he wasn’t worth his salt anyway…
ryk almost 5 years ago
I have a shotgun made for shooting regular table salt, it’s called a “BUG-A-SALT”. You can shoot flies in mid air, etc. But on our Pac NW slugs, it will literally inject salt into every slug you come across. And they die quite expeditiously to my great satisfaction. Why God even put these slimy crawling turds on the Earth is way beyond my pay scale.
Stevefk almost 5 years ago
After this incident sales were sluggish!
flemmingo almost 5 years ago
He was always a slug!
Michael G. almost 5 years ago
Looks to me like an old-fashioned slug fest.
mourdac Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Just follow the slime trail back to the murderer.
J Short almost 5 years ago
Don’t worry kid, those two cops work at a snail’s pace.
marilynnbyerly almost 5 years ago
Coffee grounds repel and may kill snails and slugs so he was doubly stupid.
the lost wizard almost 5 years ago
Things are moving slowly on this case.
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Some coffees are to die for.
Lablubber almost 5 years ago
The investigation will move sluggishly.
zeexenon almost 5 years ago
Teens! ’Ordered a “…banana-split with the works ….” The kid replied, “huh?”
iggyman almost 5 years ago
No dry cells around, so at least is wasn’t A-Salt and Battery!