I have a shotgun made for shooting regular table salt, it’s called a “BUG-A-SALT”. You can shoot flies in mid air, etc. But on our Pac NW slugs, it will literally inject salt into every slug you come across. And they die quite expeditiously to my great satisfaction. Why God even put these slimy crawling turds on the Earth is way beyond my pay scale.
enigmamz over 4 years ago
He really slugged him one, there.
SHIVA over 4 years ago
Shouldn’t the victim be oozing bubbles all over!!
Obi-Haiv over 4 years ago
So, was he murdered or just a-salted?
Bilan over 4 years ago
Didn’t the customer see the sign No shirt, No service.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 4 years ago
JUST SAY NO TO SLUGS!
gopher gofer over 4 years ago
it’s okay – he wasn’t worth his salt anyway…
ryk over 4 years ago
I have a shotgun made for shooting regular table salt, it’s called a “BUG-A-SALT”. You can shoot flies in mid air, etc. But on our Pac NW slugs, it will literally inject salt into every slug you come across. And they die quite expeditiously to my great satisfaction. Why God even put these slimy crawling turds on the Earth is way beyond my pay scale.
Stevefk over 4 years ago
After this incident sales were sluggish!
flemmingo over 4 years ago
He was always a slug!
Michael G. over 4 years ago
Looks to me like an old-fashioned slug fest.
mourdac Premium Member over 4 years ago
Just follow the slime trail back to the murderer.
J Short over 4 years ago
Don’t worry kid, those two cops work at a snail’s pace.
marilynnbyerly over 4 years ago
Coffee grounds repel and may kill snails and slugs so he was doubly stupid.
the lost wizard over 4 years ago
Things are moving slowly on this case.
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
Some coffees are to die for.
Lablubber over 4 years ago
The investigation will move sluggishly.
zeexenon over 4 years ago
Teens! ’Ordered a “…banana-split with the works ….” The kid replied, “huh?”
iggyman over 4 years ago
No dry cells around, so at least is wasn’t A-Salt and Battery!