The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 06, 2020

I like Mortal Wombat – they’re a car killer anyway

I am not a big gamer, but I did like that Sci-Fi game, Jay-low, where you had to plot to get past the bad guys, no matter how they moved…

Call of Doodie: Modern Childcare.

Petty theft Otter!

For those that don’t get the Tecmo Bowl joke completely, Family Guy does a great job of explaining it:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3X-MODwmZGQ

Animal christening: “I hereby dub thee Tom Nook!”

Red Dead Repentance: “Forgive me…”

Spittoon: “Not on the floor, please…

“Temco… " back when sports game did not feel the need to rerelease (nearly) the same game annually.

I like the old-school one that simulates a game of table tennis against a giant ape: Donkey Pong.

World of Wartcraft sounds like a game Dr Pimple Popper would play

Crocodile Dundee invented Mortal Wombat.

Least successful cartoon.

The game where you have to defend humanity from mutated cotton devouring insects. Resident Weevil.

Little People and Fartnite do not mix.

Can we please make #3 happen? At least parliament hill?

“Grand Theft Ottawa” is an overly specific Carmen Sandiego knockoff.

I’m old school but you can play it online with updated maps. A game of culinary conquest called “Whisk.”