The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 08, 2020

I’m glad it was hydrant and not a leg

Mister Peabody hasn’t aged well.

More than 6 drops please.

And the female patients get a jar with a patch of grass on the bottom?

One of those scratch & sniff things.

If the hydrant doesn’t do it for you find the leg of a Wisconsin republican after making people go out and vote and drastically reducing the number of polling places. COVID-19 isn’t the only “virus” to worry about, the crap they’re spreading is even more threatening.

Somehow a red hydrant is a trigger for dogs….not ab-scent of others….

Great. now his gonna wiz in the exam room.

And be sure to circle three times before getting the sample.

Dogs since the ‘50s. The last and final one, the test pee pan showed blood. Stones. Verbal quote $1K, written quote $2+K, second and final sleep shot he woke up looked me in the eyes and screamed and unearthly scream. Christmas, but knowing next year would be my terminal wife’s of 54 years last.

Matt Damon and the rest of the inhabitants of the Downsizing town are not going to like it that you are taking their fire hydrants and urinating on them!

When you’re finished I’m going to need to sniff your butt.