I’ve always wondered why the Mormons set out west, got to the top of the mountain where it’s the coldest, and then decided that would be the best place to live.
Maybe they were told by God how great the skiing would be (once somebody invented skis).
“Not too close to water, grounds kinda hard, neighbors are crowding in… Aw heck, the left lane on the freeway is a good enough place, we’ll settle in here.” Homesteaders. Every. Stinking. Day.
This comic just earwormed me with James McMurtry’s Levelland (not a bad thing, James is awesome and his pandemic facebook shows are the highlight of my year). Same concept, but spelled out over many more minutes and with guitar.
Some time ago, Comcast used Settlers in their commercials. Their lives were so sparse that most of the family used common nouns, (Wife, daughter, boy) rather than proper names. They made the Ingalls look like the Kardashians.
eolan59 almost 4 years ago
And that’s why people live in the Dakotas
Bilan almost 4 years ago
I’ve always wondered why the Mormons set out west, got to the top of the mountain where it’s the coldest, and then decided that would be the best place to live.
Maybe they were told by God how great the skiing would be (once somebody invented skis).
Avalon almost 4 years ago
I believe we are witnessing the beginning of the “Okay” Corral.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Second Best-er Nesters.
Qiset almost 4 years ago
Is that Bill Gates in the wagon?
Kind&Kinder almost 4 years ago
No matter where you go, there you are! Buckaroo was right. Sooo, just settle down and enjoy!
rexxster almost 4 years ago
No need to worry about the grass being greener on the other side of the fence.
Out of the Past almost 4 years ago
My Dad mentioned being somewhere around Goodenough Island in WWII
J Short almost 4 years ago
In Oklahoma they settled sooner than in the other states.
Display almost 4 years ago
“Not too close to water, grounds kinda hard, neighbors are crowding in… Aw heck, the left lane on the freeway is a good enough place, we’ll settle in here.” Homesteaders. Every. Stinking. Day.
zeexenon almost 4 years ago
And this explains why none of their progeny were welcome as U.S. Congresspersons.
Indianapolis Smith almost 4 years ago
“There’s no Wi-Fi! Can we keep going?”
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 4 years ago
Nevada Sooners.
uniquename almost 4 years ago
They were a plain people.
cuteswan Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Hey, why risk dying of dysentery?
l3i7l almost 4 years ago
People came from all over the world, looking for a better life in the American west. Here we see the Godunov family, about to claim their homestead.
mwksix almost 4 years ago
Somebody had to vote for Trump…
WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Now all of you just settle down..
cawingcrow almost 4 years ago
This comic just earwormed me with James McMurtry’s Levelland (not a bad thing, James is awesome and his pandemic facebook shows are the highlight of my year). Same concept, but spelled out over many more minutes and with guitar.
Spence12 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Gallagher used to say people settled wherever their wagon wheel broke. And that’s why the town center often has a broken wagon wheel in it.
cuzinron47 almost 4 years ago
They’re settlin’ for a place that doesn’t have a Starbucks?
Lablubber almost 4 years ago
They havn’t even reached the suburbs yet.
sailor956 almost 4 years ago
Or literally, Dunmovin, CA.
Obi-Haiv almost 4 years ago
I guess the “late settlers” died of dysentery on the Oregon Trail.
jmcenanly almost 4 years ago
Some time ago, Comcast used Settlers in their commercials. Their lives were so sparse that most of the family used common nouns, (Wife, daughter, boy) rather than proper names. They made the Ingalls look like the Kardashians.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2d_5CCWlgo