The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 26, 2021

You sing so sweet and low, you really have no equal!

Can you play Steinway to Heaven? Oops. wrong band.

Bravo! Splenda, just splenda.

i find his stuff pretty saccharine…

I’d rather be listening to the Rollingstones, “Brown Sugar”!

Better than high fructose corn syrup!

Music, sweet music!

Part Time Sweetener

Definitely the Comic du Jour!!! Kudos to Scott AND commenters.

CALORIE-FREEBIRD!

“Eat It”, Weird Al Yankovic.

One of the ladies I worked with, nick name was “Sweet and Low” She was a little height challenged.

I wonder if he can play Pour Some Sugar On Me

I prefer the black and white cookie: ♪“ebony and ivory…” ♪

Sweet!

The sweetness of stevia is all in your head, it sure wasn’t in any of the “desserts” you served me. (Sorry Claudia, though I’m safe knowing you don’t read the comics.)

I’m a piano player, so naturally I love the grand piano. But didn’t Stevie play the harmonica on “Signed, Sealed, Delivered?” He was still Ray Charles’ protege at the time, I think.

This needs his backup group, the Cyclimates.

For an encore, he’ll sing “Love Is a Many-Splenda’ed Thing.”

“I wonder who’s sweeten ’er now.”

No fingertips Part 2.

When you aspartame to a musical career.

None for me, thank you. Sylvester Graham