The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 06, 2022

Same neighborhood as Clifford the Big Red Dog?

Ed Sullivan’s house, “A really big shoe!”

Paul Bunyan. He was always hanging around that big blue ox.

“But I’m the sole owner!”

You are so lucky you came to us here at the Oder Eater Carpet Company.

You’ll just have to find a big stick and scrape it off, then be sure and wash up.

Well, the bullies always taunted me that I was SO POOR, that I didn’t have a pot to pee in. I’VE PROVED THEM WRONG this Time!

Bigfoot was here!

They finally found out what happened to her husband.

She knew she was getting a crappy deal on the house. Now she REALLY knew.

location, location, location…

There’s a lot of sole searching going on here…..

This explains the discount…

You sure it wasn’t the prior owner’s sweaty feet?

“before you stepped in something.” I think we need a comma someplace.

Today on Grand Designs Australia:

Architect Tim Hill is up-sizing from his award-winning but modest home, known as `The Lighthouse’, to an adventurous, curvaceous house shaped like a foot in the Melbourne suburb of Kensington.

At least she’s taking steps to fix the problem. :)

Oh, good. They’re taking the kids too! :)

The last owner was a real heel.

She lived next door to Paul and Babe

She didn’t know what to do!