The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 08, 2024

A little butchery can’t hurt!!

Lip -o-suction.

Don’t be a joker

Could it be called plastic surgery if it’s on a pumpkin?

Mush by Thanksgiving!

‘Pumpkinhead Wilson’ was an planned modern sequel to Mark Twain’s ‘Pudd’nhead Wilson’ but Tom Hanks declined to star. The seed money wasn’t carved out in time for planned production.

Being a pumpkin this time of year must be rough. No matter how you slice it, it will wind up in the trash.

Kind of a “Said the Spider to the Fly” thing.

Good Pie [Pye] Everyone … or, “Let The Gourd Times Roll.”

“Turn that frown, upside down”.

Sure he can but it gonna be painful.

Aw just goes for a ride with the headless horsieman. That’ll cheers ya up.

the knife will be a real cut-up

Mack the knife?

This will not be pretty!

Dr. Oz?

Maybe.

Cut that out.

Once he’s got a new smile, he’ll look gourd-geous.

Careful Pumpkin! He’ll clean you out!

Such a cutting remark with that lip service!

“But it’s gonna hurt!”

(Chronicles of Riddick -extended version)

Glasgow smile.

Speaking of sweaters … when we were 14, this girl who wore clingy soft fuzzy sweaters and I got caught in Civics class passing dirty notes.

Turn that frown upside down, with a little help from your friend.

“Why so serious, Son?

Living on the edge.

“Okay, Jack, Time for your lobotomy!!”

Hey, it could be worse, Jack. You could be a latte.

Mack will give Jack a smile, but some teeth will be missing.

Cutting the cheese might make him smile also.

Birth of plastic surgery. Let me turn your frown upside down.

sounds like he needs some spice in his life…

With the temperatures we are having, he will be rotten to the core in a few weeks—they he will be very down.

“I learned how to do one in Glasgow.”