The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 08, 2024

If you outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns. Make sense.

Obviously a burning topic!

the anty gun lobby?

Any uncles in that group?

Ants can carry many times their own weight, so he could carry it, but hardly concealed!

They are making the issue larger than life

Conceal and carry what? Another magnifying glass to fry the kid trying to fry them?

Dale carries in case he runs into Sid

You won’t hits a guy with magnifying glasses will ya

In my younger, less responsible days as a lad I did use a magnifying glass to fry some big black ants. The smell was horrendous.

I never once used sunlight to fry ants, although I have to admit that I did salt a few slugs.

Just wait until minorities and LGBTQ start carrying. It’s why someone wants unlimited “stop and frisk” for cops.

Magnifying glasses don’t kill people. Ants kill people!! (If they can get them to stay still long enough)

Totally doesn’t work, but as far as there always being one of those guys, I get it. And the wife correcting him, that’s spot-on, too.

What if everyone was given a gun at a certain age, say 6, and taught to use it safely. Would the world be a better place? There would be less people.

What? My 1950s boyhood secret is out (folks, I still have the glass … I use it to read pill instructions)?

It’s “concealed carry”, not “conceal and carry”.

Someone here wrote that only cops would have guns. Wrong. Sure, cops would have guns and so too the military. But outlaws will always be able to get guns…. that’s what makes them outlaws; they don’t follow the laws. So the only people that don’t have guns are the ones who obey laws…. who now find themselves unable to defend themselves before any help can come. When criminals know they can be lawfully shot dead by the ones they’re threatening, crime is cut down drastically. In America’s toughest-on-guns cities, crime rates are the highest. And we should be thankful Kamala will not be able to put through her mandatory gun buy-back plan, which is paid-for confiscation of the masses. Even the current gun registration is nothing but a list of rightful gun owners so an oppressive gov’t like Kamala wanted to head would be able to know who to disarm first.

If you outlaw marriage, only outlaws will have in-laws.

Well, you don’t want him carrying it in the open (where the sun would hit it).

That’s what the Indians told Columbus.