The Barn by Ralph Hagen for March 14, 2022

You probably wet your bed last night.

Don’t give them any ideas.

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Let me tell you how it will be

There’s one for you, nineteen for me

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Wonder when they’ll impose a carbon tax b/c we breathe. (sarc)

Humans kill most animals.

Sea level can’t rise that much without the land sinking a lot.

The government would tax anything at that point! Good thing it was just a nightmare, Rory!

More likely business will get windfall profits for cleaning up the mess they refused to avoid.

there are places where rain is taxed. Actually they charge by how much impermeable surface a property has. Since rain runs off instead of sinking in, it is nick named a rain tax.

Oh, no! The taxman. (Impose a swimming tax indeed!)

If the water rises that much, well all be swimming with the fishes.

Did your dream happen to star Kevin Costner?

How long can you tread water?