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A story…years ago I worked with a guy named Lanny. One December day, he informs me he has to take his wife to have oral surgery done and also will have to pick her up and take her home. All goes well, he comes back after dropping her off, works a bit and gets the call from the surgeon that she’s ready to be picked up. He finally returns and says, “That was interesting.” Turns out his wife was way loopy after the surgery and as they were driving home, she wanted to stop at the Safeway to pick up some groceries. Safeway, in December, is loaded with holiday decorations etc. She grabs a cart and starts loading it up with kitschy Christmas stuff. Lanny is just looking on in amazement. He drops her and her purchases off and returns to the job. As we’re getting towards quitting, he calls his wife to see how she’s doing. “Yeah, I’m fine, feeling myself. One thing though…” " Yeah , what’s that?" ’Where’d all this s### come from?"
wfhite about 14 hours ago
Hope he doesn’t meet the butcher or it’s Goodbye Stan.
Rabbit Brown 2105-30 P coat about 13 hours ago
The building inspector should order a paw rail or a hoof rail for those steps.
ʲᔆ about 13 hours ago
Shtan sheemsh to be under the influenshe
Gameguy49 Premium Member about 8 hours ago
Bulls rule, they don’t have to go to the dentist, the dentist comes to them.
prince valiant Premium Member about 7 hours ago
A story…years ago I worked with a guy named Lanny. One December day, he informs me he has to take his wife to have oral surgery done and also will have to pick her up and take her home. All goes well, he comes back after dropping her off, works a bit and gets the call from the surgeon that she’s ready to be picked up. He finally returns and says, “That was interesting.” Turns out his wife was way loopy after the surgery and as they were driving home, she wanted to stop at the Safeway to pick up some groceries. Safeway, in December, is loaded with holiday decorations etc. She grabs a cart and starts loading it up with kitschy Christmas stuff. Lanny is just looking on in amazement. He drops her and her purchases off and returns to the job. As we’re getting towards quitting, he calls his wife to see how she’s doing. “Yeah, I’m fine, feeling myself. One thing though…” " Yeah , what’s that?" ’Where’d all this s### come from?"