He would say, “Whoa! Hey, this isn’t my birthday. Don’t think I don’t know you didn’t even decide it mattered until I had been dead more then 300 years. Then you just picked January 5 out of the air. Then you picked December 25 for no good reason except to hijack someone else’s holiday. Come on, Admit it. You don’t even know my birthday, do you? Guess what. Me neither. We didn’t keep up with such things back then. So there. Guess it doesn’t matter, though, considering all the other stuff you got wrong.”
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 11 years ago
He would say, “Whoa! Hey, this isn’t my birthday. Don’t think I don’t know you didn’t even decide it mattered until I had been dead more then 300 years. Then you just picked January 5 out of the air. Then you picked December 25 for no good reason except to hijack someone else’s holiday. Come on, Admit it. You don’t even know my birthday, do you? Guess what. Me neither. We didn’t keep up with such things back then. So there. Guess it doesn’t matter, though, considering all the other stuff you got wrong.”