The Big Picture by Lennie Peterson for May 14, 2021

Wonder when the last time was that he really looked into the mirror. Toupees and comb-overs don’t fool anyone and make the wearer look older. So sad.

I actually have several skin tabs I’d like to get removed however I’ve been told they are not serious and insurance would consider removing them cosmetic work and insurance won’t pay for it.

When George Burns was asked what his doctor said about him smoking cigars, he said, “My doctor’s dead.”

Unfortunately, there are way too many incompetent and uncaring medical professionals. They ruin a lot of the positive image of the truly dedicated. I sure hope you followed up with someone more knowledgeable. A patient has to be their own best advocate. (Was it okay?)

I remember thinking I was getting old at 40

Thats what I get for thinking

I intend to grow old(er) with as little grace as possible.

Being disgraceful has got me this far.

No sir, I’ll not grow old gracefully! I’m gonna kick and scream all the way to the end!

Dr Pimple Popper would have taken care of that in 10 minutes with minimal pain and effort.

What a JERK!

Growing old is overrated. My 60’s body keeps getting pushed by my 30’s brain.

My husband had something on his back that he wanted checked out. The dermatologist said it was harmless and she said it was called a Wisdom Spot. Sometimes they are called Age Spots, but Wisdom Spots sound a lot better. If I had one on my forehead, though, I would want to find somone to remove it.

To be fair, he knows someone named Grace who wears a wig (her black mustache is really creepy, though)… ☺

These are the type of cartoons I’ve been waiting for – love the “they actually said” ones!

My daughter got a mole biopsied. An aggressive melanoma, thankfully caught in the first few weeks. She was 26. It’s not just old people. (She’s fine, 13 years later, because they caught it so early.)