This reminds me of a very funny episode of “Yes, Minister”, about a hospital. Some of the quotes:
[discussing a hospital that has 500 administrators, but no doctors, nurses, or patients]
James Hacker: You think it’s functioning now?
Mrs. Rogers: Minister, it’s one of the best run hospitals in the country. It’s up for the Florence Nightingale Award.
James Hacker: And what, pray, is that?
Mrs. Rogers: It’s won by the most hygienic hospital in the area.
…
Sir Ian Whitchurch: [to Sir Humphrey] First of all, you have to sort out the smooth running of the hospital. Having patients around would be no help at all.
…
Sir Humphrey Appleby: We are going to get some patients into St. Edwards… eventually, aren’t we?
Sir Ian Whitchurch: It’s possible. Certainly our present intention. In a year or two. Probably…
Lennie Peterson creator about 2 hours ago
Today’s Commentary: Binky!
ladykat Premium Member about 2 hours ago
Because sick people shouldn’t go to the hospital.
carjohn58278 about 2 hours ago
It seems most news these days is stupid.
Arthur I Romeo Premium Member about 1 hour ago
The circus is a good choice.
ChessPirate about 1 hour ago
This reminds me of a very funny episode of “Yes, Minister”, about a hospital. Some of the quotes:
[discussing a hospital that has 500 administrators, but no doctors, nurses, or patients]
James Hacker: You think it’s functioning now?
Mrs. Rogers: Minister, it’s one of the best run hospitals in the country. It’s up for the Florence Nightingale Award.
James Hacker: And what, pray, is that?
Mrs. Rogers: It’s won by the most hygienic hospital in the area.
…
Sir Ian Whitchurch: [to Sir Humphrey] First of all, you have to sort out the smooth running of the hospital. Having patients around would be no help at all.
…
Sir Humphrey Appleby: We are going to get some patients into St. Edwards… eventually, aren’t we?
Sir Ian Whitchurch: It’s possible. Certainly our present intention. In a year or two. Probably…