The Fusco Brothers by J.C. Duffy for April 25, 2010

Oh, I thought she was talking about repossessing his cars.

no, mix your milk over.

Lars greatest fear is that he will be reincarnated as Al.

Some believe that you reincarnate up or down the ladder of species depending on how vituously you lived your previous life. What I wanna know is, if you aren’t a human, what kind of standards of virtue are set? Does a virtuous cow behave substantially differently than a wicked one? If you reincarnate as a cat, doesn’t that pretty much guarantee that your next step will be backwards?

I think it’s ROLF, Sheik. and everyone is afraid of another wolverine.

” If you do it right,,,You only need to live once.

“You only live twice - Once when you’re born, and once when you look death in the face.” - Ian Fleming

You only live twice. Once when you do it, and once when your wife tells people the way she remembers how you did it.

I shall add those to my list of words to live by.

Rolf: “I believe that man is destined to keep coming back to Earth until he gets laid. Want to help me reach Nirvana?”

When people see ‘the LIGHT’ they will know that the future here on earth requires the correct usage of resources and technology.

or come back as a hillbilly: reintarnation…oh, sorry - not pc.