The Fusco Brothers by J.C. Duffy for December 26, 2010

Are you sure it wasn’t in Piscataway?

Sexton: “[I started digging graves] that very day that young Hamlet was born–he that is mad and sent into England.”

Hamlet: “Why was he sent into England?”

Sexton: “Why, because he was mad. He shall recover his wits there. Or if he do not, ‘tis no great matter there.”

Hamlet: “Why?”

Sexton: “‘Twill not be seen in him there. There the men are as mad as he.”

Hamlet: “How came he mad?”

Sexton: “Very strangely, they say.”

Hamlet: “How ‘strangely’?”

Sexton: “Faith, e’en with losing his wits.”

Hamlet: “Upon what ground?”

Sexton: “Why, here in Denmark!”

made me think of a procol harem tune “souvenier of london” who else would sing about getting an std

Oh, he’s got trouble… right here in Jersey City… with a capital C, and that rhymes with P, and that stand for pox!

Where?