The Fusco Brothers by J.C. Duffy for February 20, 2012

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    doc white  over 12 years ago

    CONGRESS!

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  2. Jerry lakehead
    jtviper7  over 12 years ago

    I can hear a $100 bill drop across the casino…

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    revisages  over 12 years ago

    while badgers respond to another pretty face

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    strickmaedel  over 12 years ago

    Traveler’s checks? Do those even exist anymore?

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  5. Hen 3
    REDROCKER51  over 12 years ago

    i respond to all quacks

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  6. Jack skellington
    dougdash  over 12 years ago

    Wolverines respond to just about anything that moves.

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  7. Viking
    steelersneo  over 12 years ago

    [ Open to a small room with two men sitting in chairs ]

    Professor: Let us begin. Repeat after me.

    [ European Immigrant in tight-mouthed concentration, nods ]

    Professor: I would like…..

    European Immigrant: [ in thick accent ] I would like….

    Professor: ….to feed your fingertips….

    European Immigrant: [ in thick accent] ….to feed yur fingerteeps….

    Professor: …to the wolverines.

    European Immigrant: [ in thick accent ] ….to de wolver-eenes.

    Professor: Next, I am afraid….

    European Immigrant: [ in thick accent ] I em afred…

    Professor: …we are out…

    European Immigrant: [ in thick accent ] …we are out…

    Professor: …of badgers.

    European Immigrant: [ in thick accent ] …of badjurs.

    Professor: Would you accept…

    European Immigrant: [ in thick accent ] Would you accept…

    Professor: …a wolverine…

    European Immigrant: [ in thick accent ] …a wolver-eene…

    Professor: …in it’s place?

    European Immigrant: [ in thick accent ] …een es place.

    Professor: Next, “Hey,” Ned exclaimed…

    European Immigrant: [ in thick accent ] “Hey,” Ned asclaimed…

    Professor: "let’s boil…

    European Immigrant: [ in thick accent ] "let’s boil…

    Professor: …the wolverines."

    European Immigrant: [ in thick accent ] …the wolver-eenes."

    Professor: Next…

    [ The Professor suddenly gasps, clutches his chest, and falls off his chair to the floor, obviously stricken with a heart attack. The Immigrant looks puzzled for a moment, then repeats the Professors gasp, clutches his chest, and throws himself on the floor. ]

    [ Stage Manager enters the scene, peers at the two lifeless figures and looks into the camera and smiles. ]

    Stage Manager: Live from New York.. it’s Saturday Night!

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