The Knight Life by Keith Knight for August 10, 2011
August 09, 2011
August 11, 2011
Transcript:
COUPONS YOU CAN USE
"JUMP TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE"
*Entitles bearer to one jump to head of the line
* valid at supermarkets, banks, motor vehicle registries, music and sporting events and 8:55 pm IN front of redbox
You don’t need that coupon, you just barge through and say “Excuse me” to the people you get in front of, because we all know that pretending to be polite excuses everything.
machpovii3 about 13 years ago
Good luck cashing it in! I don’t endorse it.
270TX about 13 years ago
Why is everybody in line the same color as their clothes?
ReallyNow! about 13 years ago
you are charged for this privilege at universal studios
Nighthawks Premium Member about 13 years ago
this must be the line at the prosthetic arm clinic
JymDyer about 13 years ago
=v= Best colorization ever! For caucasian nudists, at least.
EricAlder about 13 years ago
You don’t need that coupon, you just barge through and say “Excuse me” to the people you get in front of, because we all know that pretending to be polite excuses everything.
burleigh2 about 13 years ago
Yeah… good luck trying to find ANYONE in a motor vehicle registry that will LET you get to the front of the line because of a coupon. ;-)
LiviaBay about 13 years ago
Ditto! :0)
natureboyfig4 Premium Member about 13 years ago
Coupon? Heck, no! They should get a ticket!