New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for March 10, 2009

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    oranaiche  over 15 years ago

    I want a Garden Weasel(TM).

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    margueritem  over 15 years ago

    We had one, it was a good tool. Wouldn’t work in AZ, though.

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    runar  over 15 years ago

    I like the idea of certain people being decapitated with a Garden Weasel™ (don’t worry margueritem - you’re not one of them).

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    Dutchboy1  over 15 years ago

    That’s the way to tell ‘em, Yer Maj!

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    Hugh B. Hayve  over 15 years ago

    LOL, that must’ve been for the Capital One credit card, I told them almost the same the her maj did.

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    Pab Sungenis creator over 15 years ago

    …based on a true story.

    By the way, if you’ve gotten calls from “Heather From Card Services” or been robocalled to tell you that “you car’s warranty is expiring,” I found the company behind it all: http://cnx.com/?p=884

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    steverinoCT  over 15 years ago

    Hi, Heather! My interest rate couldn’t be lower. Have a nice day!

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    ChiehHsia  over 15 years ago

    I’ve got a Garden Weasel (TM), but I didn’t know you could use it for decapitations. Maybe we could get Dr. Mel to test it out on Winky and Cliff?

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    ChiehHsia  over 15 years ago

    Got to admit, I let them have it broadside with all guns when I get an “important call about my credit card status.” I haven’t had a credit card since 1998. Haven’t had a car payment (or warranty coverage) since 2003.

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    mivins  over 15 years ago

    Well done Pab! And I like your new avatar.

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    runar  over 15 years ago

    I got a call about my car warranty expiring. I told them that was impossible, but they insisted that their “records” were accurate. Then I said seven words that made them hang up on me: “I don’t even have a driver’s license”.

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    Digital Frog  over 15 years ago

    I knew a guy that would just claim he didn’t have/use what ever they were selling: Furnace cleaning? - Sorry, don’t have a furnace. Carpet cleaning - Sorry, all hardwood floors. AT&T/MCI/Primus? - Sorry, I don’t have a phone…

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    tedlogdon  over 15 years ago

    I have caller ID, Voicemail, a wife and 3 kids. I haven’t answered the home phone for 5 years. It’s going to be either a telemarketer or not for me.

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    ChiehHsia  over 15 years ago

    So you make your wife talk to all the telemarketers? Dang, dude, she’s gonna take all 3 kids and leave the phone with you if you’re not careful. LOL

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    BlueRaven  over 15 years ago

    Pab, my company gets robocalled by those twits for the car warranties. It’s caused me to ignore real phone calls out of frustration.

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    cwreenactor  over 15 years ago

    LOL!

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    PaulAtreides  over 15 years ago

    i know that the way to avoiding junk mail is that when the envelope says ‘no postage necesary’ you can put virtually anything in and send it for no charge. usually on envelopes from charities.

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