New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for June 30, 2009

“How can you be in two places at once, when you’re not anywhere at all?”

“I think we’re all Bozos on this bus.”

Antelope Freeway, 1/2 mile!

Antelope Freeway, 1/4 mile!

Shoes for Freedom!

Wherever you go, there you are.

Ah, but I’m not here. You see, I’m not in Denmark. I’m not in Pittsburgh. And I’m not in Moscow.

And if I’m not in Denmark, Pittsburgh, or Moscow, then I must be somewhere else.

But if I’m somewhere else, I can’t possibly be here!

A cartoon I saw: Map posted on the wall, labeled Campus of Philosopy College. A big ‘X’, marked, “Why Are You Here?”

I’m all here because my wife isn’t all there

No wonder England lost their empire…they couldn’t find it!

Good one, Pab!

And how are things going?

LOL! Pab, hope you’re hanging in there.

It doesn’t matter whether you’re Here or There, so long as you know where your towel is.

12.99 a month, that is….. have a nice day!

For another 4.99 it will tell you where you’re not!

Being serious for a minute here, folks….

Totally corrupting the “Give a man a fish/Teach a man to fish” adage, I have a suggestion. Why don’t all of us fans write to our local newspapers and suggest they look at and consider picking up the strip. Actually publishing the strip in the newspaper would not only show others the genius that is Pab, but also would be actual money in his pocket.

I just sent out a letter to the Chicago Tribune doing just that. I hope all of you do the same to your local papers.

But that doesn’t mean to not donate!!!!

Thank you all for the Firesign Theatre quotes. I have tried to convince my friends that they are the American equivalent of Monty Python, but they don’t seem to enjoy FT anywhere near as much as I do. Good to know there are others out there who do.

LOL!!!