The Other Coast by Adrian Raeside for January 24, 2025

they’re wasted away again in Margaritaville

Wouldn’t it be better and more humane to call them a cab?

Looks like they’re feeling a bit … sluggish!

(I’ll see myself out now.)

♫♪    closing time

you don’t have to go home

but you can’t slime here

What did you expect. They’re being sluggish.

alcohol helped them come out of their shells

⁽ ˢᵒ ⁿᵒʷ⸴ ᵗʰᵉʸ ᵈᵒⁿ’ᵗ ʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗʰᵉᵐ ᵃⁿʸᵐᵒʳᵉ ⁾

A good bartender knows how to deal with slimy patrons.

Now I suppose they are just gonna sit there and slug it out.