Thin Lines by Randy Glasbergen for October 30, 2023

That will not work with a “plant” derived substitute.

First you burn it, now you’re chewing it.

Planet Fatness.

A more effective approach to this plan would be to assume that the smell of bacon frying will induce hunger. Immediately after their workouts, the club members will go out and overeat, so they’ll never lose any weight. Voilà! Lifetime members in the health club!