Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for December 20, 1998

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the education of louis. theories on why i'm so unbelievably different. (everyone else is so normal. how did i become such a weirdo loser?) 1. there's something incredibly dorky and weird about my parents. 2. does everyone else make much more eye contact than i do? 3. i'm pretty sure i'm missing a gene or something. it may be some kind of syndrome. 4. there may be something lacking in my diet -- like, never eating vegetables could have warped my brain. 5. too few hand gestures when i talk... or possibly too many! 6. retarted? very possible. 7. obviously freakish appearance. huge head eyes too close huge ears tiny nostrils huge lips tiny neck etc, etc. 8. some kind of 'x-files' explanation, probably involving aliens. 9. punishment for being such a bad person. like when i made fun of ned randall in fourth grade. because of...uh... what i do... so much!