Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for April 20, 2003

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Dog: I say, Old Sport! What are you up to? Hound: My most ambitious plan to come out ahead of Lucky Ducky! Dog: But he's poor...so he always wins! Hound: Just watch! Hound: Hello, President? Start a war now! President: Yessir! Hound: Lucky Ducky! It's war! Ducky: Really? Hound: Yes! Now, go do your patriotic duty and fight! Ducky: I'm on it! Hound: NOw id's distracted with patriotism - it's time to get to work! I want huge tax cuts for the rich - hundreds of billions! Tax-free dividends! No estate tax! The works! Slash social services for the poor! And toreally get Lucky Ducky - cut veterans' benefits! Whew! Let's see Lucky Ducky win this time! Television: ...ANd prisoner of war Lucky Ducky was freed today. Hound: Wha? Television: And received a spiffy American flag to wave at the cameras. Lucky Ducky: Gotcha! Hound: Lucky Ducky! Wall Street Journal presents: Lucky Ducky: Gotcha!