Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for January 04, 2004

Transcript:

Man: This week--our closest relative--the chimpanzee! Ah, look! It's a male chimp courting a female! how charming! Yes, heterosexuality is the most basic and natural act for any species! In fact, that's how we know homosexuality is immoral--it's wholly unnatural! good lord! A raiding group of males is killing a rival group's babies! Yes, that is natural behavior, but obviously savage, beastly and immoral! Ah, here's another group of chimps-- and two females greeting each other. Uh-oh. They're getting very...uh...friendly...oh my. Well, whatever they were doing, it couldn't have been homosexuality, because that's not natural, and this is...the natural world of nature! The natural world of nature Next: how the human genetic diposition for homosexuality is not part of nature!