Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for February 28, 2013

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Enjoy this Classic Tom the Dancing Bug Every Thursday Panels from the annals of the Tom the Dancing Bug archive Check back every Friday for a fresh, brand new Tom the Dancing Bug! Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling The Homophobic Players Present 2 Years Later - A Cautionary Tale - Man #1: Honey, I'm home! Man #2: Hello, dear. Dinner's almost done. And the Andersons are coming over. Man #1: The Andersons! Oh, no... DING DONG Man #2: Now, shh! They're here! Mr. Anderson: Hey, there, neighbors! Woman: I hope it's not meat loaf...AGAIN! Man #2: Oh, you! Mr. Anderson: What's eating YOU, Gloomy Gus? Man #1: Your marriage! It's a disgrace! Woman: Listen, mister! Once gay marriage was allowed, the courts were POWERLESS to stop ANY type of marriage! Man #1: Yes, but...a man, two women, a dog and a myopsid squid? Dog: ARF! Mr. Anderson: AND a Dale Earnheardt Jr. Nascar die cast replica car. It's my favorite spouse. Man #1: WHAT HAVE WE WROUGHT?!