Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for June 30, 2016
June 24, 2016
July 01, 2016
Transcript:
Enjoy this classic Tom the dancing bug Vintage 1996 Pilot: This is capt. walker and Id like to welcome you to fly. 289 Our cruising altitude will be 33,000 ft, and we're looking to be on time into Charlotte. And we have a special treat today…Id like to introduce you to my co-pilot on this flight -- GOD! GOD: Hi folks! GOD IS MY CO - PILOT Flight attendant: Captain? Some of the passengers have a question… Pilot: Shoot. Flight attendant: If we're lucky enough to have God on our flight , shouldn't he be the pilot, not co- pilot? Acyually, Capt. walker is a much better pilot than I am, Vikki. I just took up flying commercial juste as a hobby. Pilot: Whoa! We barely missed that mountain!! God! weren't you watching the radar?! God: sorry! Im a little distracted, okay? I was thinking about a hurricane in asia!! Next week on "God is my co pilot": Here are your dinners, sirs. Godm you ordered the kosher meal…? Relax. I just do that because the food is better.
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tudzax2 over 8 years ago
I really enjoyed the one kosher meal I got on an airplane. Came with metal utensils that I still have.
philbo_m over 8 years ago
I think God would prefer the term “first officer”
greenearthman over 8 years ago
You’ve probably heard it before, but there are no atheists on flight 289.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 8 years ago
Little help, please. How is that pronounced?
jpozenel over 8 years ago
I wonder if his son eats Kosher as well?
Peam Premium Member over 8 years ago
When I traveled regularly 30/40 years ago I pretty well always ordered the special/diet meals as they used to be just better than the regular choices in coach, and kosher were among the best..
Packratjohn Premium Member over 8 years ago
I was being facetious. No interest in any religion, or god for that matter.
Red Ruffensor over 8 years ago
God was my co-pilot, but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him.