Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for September 02, 2016
Transcript:
"Australo-pithecine's Night Out" or "No shoes, No serve : why you don't see more hominids from pliocene epoch in restaurants" Charley won a free dinner at Bucka- Rooster's from a radio contest. Ape: I answered my hone " WNXJ #1 Hits" for a year -- and it paid off Big!! Enjoying his bread basket, Charley is approached by his waitress. Howdy, Pardner. Im Lois, your bucks buddy. Ready to order your meal? Ape: Theres More?! Charley Eventually Decides.... Out of wildebeest and grubs?! Tell you what ...we'll save time -- what do you have? But Complimentary Grape soda will do strange things to an Australopithecine metabolism and charley gets impatient. Ape: Hey Lois! were my buck roaster?! Instinct soon takes over and passing buckarooster staff begin to get the eerie feeling of being stalked. When the moment is right, CHarleymakes his move.... WAAAA! RRRRRRR ...And the bounty of the hunt is his! Hey Rob! Thats chuck wagon special was for table 8!! Help me.... It takes a brawl involving five bucks buddies and some placating negotiation to persuade charley that his dining experience is complete. I get a bucks dawggy bag!
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 8 years ago
I enter a restaurant and saw a table for six that looked like a tornado had hit!!! The waitress looked at me and said -“KIDS!”! Evolution may be wrong, after all!
hcarpenter1 about 8 years ago
should have gotten rid of the idiot sooner …
tobybartels about 8 years ago
Reply to @disinterested from yesterday:
No, but apparently that’s how Kim W thinks that it works, or else Obama’s worst day couldn’t possibly be better than his W’s best day.
As for my candidate, to the extent that I have one, they won’t be elected anyway. (Not that I mind personally; I would have been ashamed to have voted for any of the previous winners.)
Solaricious Premium Member about 8 years ago
…and I was wondering if this was a metaphor for the 2016 election but reading it again it seems pretty obvious…
LizardPriest about 8 years ago
Unlimited bread sticks my ass.
micromove about 8 years ago
Is this a rerun or am I experiencing dejavu? I’m pretty sure it’s from 2004.
jpozenel about 8 years ago
Never tell an Australopithecine that you are his “bucka-buddy”. Things could go south real quick.
ickymungmung about 8 years ago
Complimentary grape soda claims yet another victim.
John Glynn creator about 8 years ago
galaxy of shrimp my ass