Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for June 30, 2022

Oof.

That’s why I’m growing monster sunflowers this year for Quentin. That, and for Ukraine.

Good thing they didn’t end up in the Dilbertverse. Scott Adams sucks. Then again, 2007 was pre-trump era; maybe he wasn’t insane at that point?

The prof tripped me before I could get to the narratron.

When the bad guys start monologing instead of just killing the killing the hero you know the hero is eventually going to win. Rats.

No gazpacho anywhere? Very disappointing. :(

HILLBILLY MAD SCIENTIST

“You can’t breach the space-time continuum with a fishin’ hole, Hillbilly Mad Scientist!”

“Ah know the diff’rence twixt ‘fishing’ and ‘fission,’ ye idjit! Ah’m a brilliant an’ capable mad scientist who just happens to be a hillbilly!”

Unfortunately for Billy Dare and Quentin, it turned out to be an Unreliable Narratron.