Unstrange Phenomena by Ed Allison for January 25, 2012

Here’s a groaner:

Knock, knockWho’s there?Sphinx.Sphinx who?Sphinx ain’t what they used to be. – Told you it was bad.

I would quietly say knock knock.Who’s there?Sam and Janet.Sam and Janet who?(singing) SAM AND JANET EVENING!

me sphinks dis be stoopid

Me thinks the jokes sphinx today

Chariots have only two wheels.

Sport Utility Chariots have four wheels as do the garbage chariots…not made for speed like them two-wheelers…lol