Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for November 27, 2017

Spud would be the first to go…

I mean, who hasn’t rioted when the cafeteria ran out of tater tots? Don’t even get me started on when they run out of chicken nuggets.

I have PTSD from when they ran out of chocolate milk and only had 2%.

No, NO, NO!

Not the TATER TOTS!

(…sobbing…)

Tater tots? Chiggen nuckets? Such was the stuff of dreams when I eating in elementary school cafeterias. No one rioted when they ran out of canned spinach.

Do not wish for anything like that. Just substitute super rabies and it would be nearly the same.

Don’t get between Spud and food. Someone will get hurt!

they really don’t have a great system of security. Just the other day Amelia lit a pudding cup up with fireworks

HARPHFCOFFEEOUTMYNOSE HAHAHA

The day Spud went full “Lord of the Fries”.

SPUD you are going on a diet. Hey get away wait WAIT NO OW OW!!! HELP ME!

If Spud has children later in life, will they be referred to as Tater Tots?