Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for March 21, 2020

Not enough chicken wire for that pen—they need to be able to sink the sides down to the water line.

Stirling, free range in his tighty whiteys, lol ;-)

Chicken wire isn’t strong enough to hold that…… whatever alien life form he is.

Free range baby.

Even though we don’t see much of Sterling he’s always in the back of our minds!

Just put him in there! A moving Komodo Dragon would be killer!

What are the odds that when the papier-mache is finished and in place, Sterling will have found a way to crawl inside first.

Now, THAT is impressive, Dad.

I believe barbed wire would be more appropriate for that uni-browed whirling dervish!

I don’t think there is a pen strong enough to hold Stirling. He could chew his way out of a wire pen, or dig under it or just pick it up and carry it with him.

I’m still wondering how wandering around a frozen landscape made Wallace think of a Komodo dragon. A Yeti seems a more obvious choice.

“Free-range,” eh? I guess that’s why he stopped working on said pen.

Sterling freaks me out.

We keep a padlocked cage in The Dungeon Room, but it isn’t for children.

Decided to skip the pen and go with a 20’ cable staked into the ground out front? DCFS might be stopping by…

I beginning to wonder if Sterling is related to the Tasmanian Devil of Bugs Bunny fame.

I wonder who Sterlings father is?

Not totally “Free Range”, eh, Sterling?

this was my 12th birthday! :D

My dad made paper-mache things like this (but smaller) for my brother and me. It’s a lovely memory.