Our store has been having some issues with a group of customers who like staying past closing just to browse. Our manager has decided to get creative.
Manager: Over the loudspeaker. “The store is closing in five minutes. Any customers remaining after will be hunted for sport by the overnight staff. Thank you.”
Late-Staying Customer: Walking over. “First of all, that’s obnoxious; we’re paying customers. Secondly, that joke is so tired.”
Manager: “First of all, you’re not buying anything so you’re not paying customers, or even just customers. Secondly… who said I was joking.”
She then breaks into an evil smile.
Manager: “Third shifters all have very sharp box cutters.”
Yakety Sax about 13 hours ago
Haha, Funny Joke… It’s A Joke… Right?
Our store has been having some issues with a group of customers who like staying past closing just to browse. Our manager has decided to get creative.
Manager: Over the loudspeaker. “The store is closing in five minutes. Any customers remaining after will be hunted for sport by the overnight staff. Thank you.”
Late-Staying Customer: Walking over. “First of all, that’s obnoxious; we’re paying customers. Secondly, that joke is so tired.”
Manager: “First of all, you’re not buying anything so you’re not paying customers, or even just customers. Secondly… who said I was joking.”
She then breaks into an evil smile.
Manager: “Third shifters all have very sharp box cutters.”
Strangely enough, they stopped coming back.
Mario500 about 13 hours ago
(senses “FUN” sensers in this cartoon)
Aladar30 Premium Member 7 minutes ago
Maybe having fun without Mckenzie around is even easier.